brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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