Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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