Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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