My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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