Porn is love you can see.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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