I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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