I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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