they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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