I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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