Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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