who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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