And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
