I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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