is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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