my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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