no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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