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just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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