tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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