Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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