You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Shame - the story of my life.
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