You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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