If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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