I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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