I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm getting married
To pizza
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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