Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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