it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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