i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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