I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
sex in a hospital.. check
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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