i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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