Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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