Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize