wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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