i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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