It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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