so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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