rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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