Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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