You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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