I heard we made out
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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