Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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