I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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