we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
