I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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