I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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