Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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