Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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