I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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