So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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