Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I woke up under a house in Key West
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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