Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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