All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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