She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I will die if light touches me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize