he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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