WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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