Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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