I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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