Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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