well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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