I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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